Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
is that gordo from lizzie mcguire
As a kid I’d always give my brother and parents presents to cheer them up. It worked every single time.
i wish i could get paid for complaining
Man when Gordon Ramsay isn’t screaming his head off at incompetent people, he is literally the nicest, most soft-spoken and charming guy
its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it
this text post hit me like a train
If your favorite tv show doesn’t make you want to stab yourself repeatedly in the heart, then it’s not your favorite tv show.
hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world
live long and prosper little dude
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand
I UNDER STAND
What scientists say in research papers vs. What they actually mean (via io9).
I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.
Yes. This is good.
Omg it’s like my college career staring right at me.
Hey its a chart of Spock-speak
“IT IS SAID” | You’re watching the History Channel.
“That’s not my area”: I have no fucking clue
“That’s beyond the scope of my research”: I should know but I still have no fucking clue
Omfg I use ‘correct within an order of magnitude…’ SO MUCH jfc